Army of Darkness Paintball Match

Published on March 23, 2011 at 4:00 AM

Meshing the nerd loves of simulated violence and Bruce Campbell, this epic battle in the boonies'll honor the Sam Raimi classics as the 150-member armies of Ash and Evil Ash fling balls o' paint towards one another via compressed air, though anyone with a chainsaw hand will find ~~opening a jar of pickles~~ entry difficult.