Hey, did you guys see Tila Tequila's tweets yesterday? They were a beautiful, honest voice, in a cacophony of lies spread by "scientists" and "the media" and "science media people" and "the Greek philosopher Pythagoras." Yes, Tila stood up for the truth that the world is obviously flat. It's inarguable. Just, totally obvious. Like when Phish gets going into a really good jam, and it becomes totally obvious that you're going to have a killer time. Wash Uffizi, drive me to Firenze... What was I doing? Oh, yeah.
I mean, how have we not seen this before? How could we be so blind? The building thing was just like [BRAIN EXPLOSION]. If anything, Tila doesn't go far enough. I mean if the "Earth" was really round, how come when you lay down, you don't roll?
I mean, sure you do at hilly places or like where the ground is all slanted and whatever, but sometimes you don't roll at all. Seems pretty flat to me. Also, have you guys been watching Mr. Robot? It's so good. And it's like "What's going on with Christian Slater?!" and "Evil Corp is just like our major conglomerates." That's what the sheeple don't see. Tila is dealing with the same shit here and it's just fucking blowing my mind. But there's more than that. She's blown the lid wide open on politics too.
I mean, I don't know if that's true, but the Earth thing seems legitimate, which makes me think this must be real too. This is going to change the election hugely. People don't want to elect a clone. They're just not ready for it. Anyway, I'm so glad I live in a state with great medical marijuana. As long as they don't take that away, I'll be good.
[Ed. Note: On Monday we are instituting a mandatory drug testing policy.]