Easter is right around the corner, which means store shelves are lined with all the cute little chocolate and candy eggs, jelly beans, and other traditional Easter treats. One Easter essential you won't find on Target or Walmart shelves, though, is a bag of "Bunny Farts."
Little Stinker Bag of Bunny Farts Cotton Candy
Little Stinker Bag of Bunny Farts Cotton Candy
A company called Bag of Farts (yes, really) makes the Little Stinker Bag of Bunny Farts Cotton Candy. The package features a cute Easter bunny cartoon passing gas (there's a cartoon poof of air coming from its—uh, behind). Inside the bag is a 3 0z. snack-size portion of cotton candy.
So what do bunny farts taste like, exactly? Fruit punch, apparently. The back of the package has a slightly bizarre description for the flavor of the "farts." According to the packaging, the Easter bunny has a "magically unique" diet of apples, carrots, and candy, which is "known to produce farts that are sugary and delicious."
This whole concept is making me a little nauseated, but alas. Strange description aside, pink fruit punch-flavored cotton candy will likely be a win in any kiddo's Easter basket. Plus, the whole farts thing is a real kid-approved knee-slapper.
The farts are not only delicious—Bag of Farts donates 10% of all profits to a specific cause. The Bunny Farts in particular benefit a charity that supports children with disabilities, though it's unclear which organization specifically.
You can purchase the Bunny Farts for $9.95 on Bag of Farts, or on Amazon for $8.95. If you'd prefer another type of "fart," you're in luck. You can choose from all kinds, including Cat, Cupid, Dinosaur, and Dog Farts. I am ill. Have a great Easter, everyone!
